{"id":37,"date":"2020-02-06T15:11:06","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T15:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theoldwriter.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2020-02-22T11:06:04","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T11:06:04","slug":"the-kitchen-sink-brigade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"The Kitchen Sink Brigade"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the few things my wife and I disagree on, dishwasher versus the sink, but as I\u2019m the dishwasher \u2026\u2026\u2026.
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Don\u2019t mind washing dishes,
\nIt helps me to think;
\nWarm soapy water,
\nA stainless steel sink.
\nTo wash dishes clean
\nAt an early age taught,
\nSo to using a dishwasher
\nI just wouldn\u2019t resort.<\/p>\n

\"TPOTG<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t understand dishwashers,
\nFirst you have to stack them,
\nThen an hour and a half later
\nYou have to unpack them.
\nDon\u2019t see the point;
\nIn half the time taken
\nCould wash a whole sink full,
\nIf I\u2019m not mistaken.<\/p>\n

And that extra electricity
\nHave we gone completely insane?
\nDecided I\u2019m going to start
\nA \u201cBan Dishwashers\u201d campaign,
\nWill install myself as leader,
\nOf \u201cThe Kitchen Sink Brigade\u201d,
\nYou see, when washing dishes
\nCool decisions get made!<\/p>\n

 <\/strong>\"TOOTG<\/p>\n

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