{"id":1761,"date":"2018-12-27T14:16:55","date_gmt":"2018-12-27T14:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1761"},"modified":"2020-02-25T14:24:53","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T14:24:53","slug":"the-sunglasses-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1761","title":{"rendered":"The Sunglasses&#8217; Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>You know what it&#8217;s like when you put something down, but you just can&#8217;t remember where&#8230;..<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1765 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/TPOTG-Sunglasses.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"148\" height=\"148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/TPOTG-Sunglasses.png 225w, https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/TPOTG-Sunglasses-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 148px) 100vw, 148px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I looked for them here, I looked for them there,<br \/>I looked for those sunglasses everywhere.<br \/>I looked in the kitchen, I looked in the hall,<br \/>Where had I put them? I couldn\u2019t recall.<br \/>Searched the lounge, even looked in the loo;<br \/>Without my sunglasses what would I do?<br \/>Should have walked the dog before the sunrise,<br \/>Now the sun is too bright, it will hurt my eyes;<br \/>Looked through my office, turned files upside down,<br \/>The smile I woke up with had turned into a frown.<br \/>I just need my sunglasses, I need them to wear;<br \/>Oh the frustration! \u00a0I was beginning to swear. <br \/>Are they in the car? Took a look in the garage: <br \/>Had my wife hid them? No, I mustn\u2019t disparage.<br \/>Now getting ever more desperate, even looking under the bed,<br \/>And that\u2019s when I found them &#8211; on top of my head!<\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n\n<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  wp-image-2613 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01.jpg\" alt=\"TOOTG Copyright 2016-2020 01\" width=\"168\" height=\"101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01.jpg 5000w, https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-768x461.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-644x386.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-1200x720.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/figure><\/div><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p><div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-jetpack-whatsapp\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-jetpack-whatsapp sd-button share-icon\" href=\"whatsapp:\/\/send?text=The%20Sunglasses%27%20Nightmare https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepoetryoftonygraham.com%2F%3Fp%3D1761\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on WhatsApp\"><span>WhatsApp<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1761\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1761&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1761\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1761&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1761\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1761&amp;share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what it&#8217;s like when you put something down, but you just can&#8217;t remember where&#8230;.. I looked for them here, I looked for them there,I looked for those sunglasses everywhere.I looked in the kitchen, I looked in the hall,Where had I put them? 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