{"id":1792,"date":"2019-01-07T17:34:35","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T17:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1792"},"modified":"2020-02-25T14:13:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T14:13:37","slug":"diets-can-be-dangerous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/?p=1792","title":{"rendered":"Diets Can Be Dangerous"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Christmas and New Year celebrations have added to the waistline, a fact confirmed by the scales, so it&#8217;s diet time, although there are risks associated with that&#8230;<\/em><\/h3><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  wp-image-1800 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TPOTG-Shower-Waste.jpg\" alt=\"TPOTG Shower Waste\" width=\"458\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TPOTG-Shower-Waste.jpg 767w, http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TPOTG-Shower-Waste-300x186.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TPOTG-Shower-Waste-644x400.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/p><p>&nbsp;<\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\">And so today my diet begins,<br \/>A necessary penance to counter my feeding sins;<br \/>Over indulgence, unnecessary eating,<br \/>All the wrong foods together competing<br \/>To increase my waistline, add a new layer of fat;<br \/>Well this diet will wave goodbye to all that.<br \/>No more carbs at breakfast, lunch or dinner,<br \/>And as the weeks pass I\u2019ll get thinner and thinner,<br \/>Until very soon precautions will need to be placed<br \/>To ensure I don\u2019t disappear down the shower waste!<\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n\n\n\n<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  wp-image-2613 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01.jpg\" alt=\"TOOTG Copyright 2016-2020 01\" width=\"190\" height=\"114\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01.jpg 5000w, http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-300x180.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-768x461.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-644x386.jpg 644w, http:\/\/www.thepoetryoftonygraham.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/TOOTG-Copyright-2016-2020-01-1200x720.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 190px) 100vw, 190px\" \/><\/figure><\/div><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas and New Year celebrations have added to the waistline, a fact confirmed by the scales, so it&#8217;s diet time, although there are risks associated with that&#8230; 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